I am a Bull Rider

So, I think I want to be a bull rider when I grow up.

From what I understand, 6 seconds is the magic number. If I can last 6 seconds, then I think I can become champion of the world.

Unfortunately, I don't have a bull to practice on, but I do have my friend Roomba. Roomba, if you don't her, is my mom's favorite vacuum, and my second best friend, next to my cat. Whenever, I throw my crackers on the ground, Roomba is there to pick it up. It's quite sweet actually. I think she fancies me.

Anyhow, here is my first attempt at bull riding Roomba. (Nevermind the TV in the background, my mother likes that arrested development show, so she listens to it really loudly)

Luca Rides The Roomba

So, I didn't make it on my first try, but after a few more attempts, I think I have this bull riding thing down.

Luca Rides The Roomba

How to Eat!

I have put together a little video of how my parents like to feed me. I was a bit resistant at first, but then I realized how "freeing" eating like this.

I would propose that we all should consume our food this way.

Bon Appetit!

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