Happy Birthday to Me!

So, I turn One today!

The big UNO. I would say that I have lived a pretty incredible life so far. I'll give you a recap, in no particular order.

First of all, I was born. So that was exciting. Secondly, I have just as many stamps in my passport as my parents. They are so lame, and I am so cool.

Thirdly, I HAVE a passport. Although, not a Canadian one yet, because my parents are lame.

Fourthly, I can apparently count to four, even though I really don't speak in a language you adults would understand.

I have learned how to wave goodbye, tell ma and pa that I WANT something, and know how to specifically ask for a cracker or a cookie, or pretty much anything they decided to give me I make this one gesture with my hands.

I know what HANDS are.

I am pretty sure I know how to drive, considering I have spent the better part of 7 months riding in the car.

I got my first two teeth while flying on airplane to London. I didn't cry, although it hurt pretty badly.

I am tough.

I took my first steps at around 9 months, and really figured out this whole walking thing about a month later. Then, a month after that, I was busted alongside marion jones and barry bonds, although he won't admit it, for taking steroids.

I know what steroids are, apparently.

I learned how to surf the internet, and "googled" myself, which came with this site
http://www.jaredvallejo.com/blog/mywordsbydate.asp?lild=10/11/2006

Apparently, my dad could not contain his emotions, when I decided to join the work force. What a goofball.

I realize there is quite a bit missing from this list, but I feel it would be a waste of your time to read anymore of my thoughts, and well, I'm lazy.

I do look forward to what the next year will bring, especially for things like TEETH, and WORDS, and ELECTION YEAR. Stuff like that.

Anyhow, I just wanted to say thanks to all my peeps that supported me thus far...keep it coming...in 10's and 20's, unmarked, non-sequential preferred.

Below are a few pictures from my "pre-birthday" party, held at my cousin's house in Ellensburg, where I was born a year ago today. My parents don't really know how to tell time or how to look at a calendar, but I had a good time none the less.