The Santa Claus...or Scary White Bearded Man
Hello.
I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with my parents. They insist on taking me places that I really have no interest in going to. Especially, when I am perfectly content to sit in my chair and watch TV.
Today's little adventure was a trip to the illustrious mall to see Santa Claus. I'm not sure who this Santa fellow is, however, I did see a White Bearded, Fat man in a red suit. By the long line of my peers and their parental units, I gather this who I was supposed to see. Truthfully, I was more interested in the little play group outside.
Anyhow, my dad took some photos on his new Nikon D300. (More on that in a sec) Please note: Any tears you might see in this pictures are merely an act, as I was following the lead of those kids in front me....what can I say, I'm a people pleaser.
Truthfully, I really wasn't that scared. In fact, I pretty much forgot the whole incident until just now.
As I indicated earlier, my Dad decided to burn his money on a new camera. Not just a little 200 dollar camera, but the Nikon D300. I'm not really sure why he needed this, especially since he's not any good at taking photos, and when he does he such a nuisance! Anyhow, he DID buy it, and I am suffering because of it. (I know, I know, I normally don't complain, but come on, how many photos can one man take?....390 in 2 hours, apparently)
So of course there are a myriad of photos, most of which deserve to be my cat's kitty litter, but still I think a couple of them turned out. Even if they didn't, it's not like there won't be 4000 more in the next two weeks.
This photo is in Black and White, because it's Artistic. At least that's what he tells me.
This is picture of me asking for a cookie.
This is another picture of me asking for a cookie. Do I have a cookie in my hand? NO! Because my dad is taking pictures! What a jerk.
This is a picture of me giving dad a look asking him to stop. also, I think he over saturated this photo, either that or I over saturated my diaper. Not sure which.
Here's another photo of me standing on the Window Sill, ABOVE the lit fireplace. "Yeah! my dad really cares about me" Am I sounding too sarcastic today?
Just to change gears, here's another photo of me, in the Bath, getting clean, without a cookie in my hand!
Okay, this is the last photo of me. Yes I know I have stuff on my face, but still, even I have to admit, it's pretty darn cute!
Thanks for reading. I'll try to post more over the holidays!
Feliz Cumpleanos!
-The Luca
P.S. I put a video of me riding the roomba on You Tube to see if I can pick up chicks.
P.P.S. It didn't work.
I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with my parents. They insist on taking me places that I really have no interest in going to. Especially, when I am perfectly content to sit in my chair and watch TV.
Today's little adventure was a trip to the illustrious mall to see Santa Claus. I'm not sure who this Santa fellow is, however, I did see a White Bearded, Fat man in a red suit. By the long line of my peers and their parental units, I gather this who I was supposed to see. Truthfully, I was more interested in the little play group outside.
Anyhow, my dad took some photos on his new Nikon D300. (More on that in a sec) Please note: Any tears you might see in this pictures are merely an act, as I was following the lead of those kids in front me....what can I say, I'm a people pleaser.
Truthfully, I really wasn't that scared. In fact, I pretty much forgot the whole incident until just now.
As I indicated earlier, my Dad decided to burn his money on a new camera. Not just a little 200 dollar camera, but the Nikon D300. I'm not really sure why he needed this, especially since he's not any good at taking photos, and when he does he such a nuisance! Anyhow, he DID buy it, and I am suffering because of it. (I know, I know, I normally don't complain, but come on, how many photos can one man take?....390 in 2 hours, apparently)
So of course there are a myriad of photos, most of which deserve to be my cat's kitty litter, but still I think a couple of them turned out. Even if they didn't, it's not like there won't be 4000 more in the next two weeks.
This photo is in Black and White, because it's Artistic. At least that's what he tells me.
This is picture of me asking for a cookie.
This is another picture of me asking for a cookie. Do I have a cookie in my hand? NO! Because my dad is taking pictures! What a jerk.
This is a picture of me giving dad a look asking him to stop. also, I think he over saturated this photo, either that or I over saturated my diaper. Not sure which.
Here's another photo of me standing on the Window Sill, ABOVE the lit fireplace. "Yeah! my dad really cares about me" Am I sounding too sarcastic today?
Just to change gears, here's another photo of me, in the Bath, getting clean, without a cookie in my hand!
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Okay, this is the last photo of me. Yes I know I have stuff on my face, but still, even I have to admit, it's pretty darn cute!
Thanks for reading. I'll try to post more over the holidays!
Feliz Cumpleanos!
-The Luca
P.S. I put a video of me riding the roomba on You Tube to see if I can pick up chicks.
P.P.S. It didn't work.
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