I am a Bull Rider
So, I think I want to be a bull rider when I grow up.
From what I understand, 6 seconds is the magic number. If I can last 6 seconds, then I think I can become champion of the world.
Unfortunately, I don't have a bull to practice on, but I do have my friend Roomba. Roomba, if you don't her, is my mom's favorite vacuum, and my second best friend, next to my cat. Whenever, I throw my crackers on the ground, Roomba is there to pick it up. It's quite sweet actually. I think she fancies me.
Anyhow, here is my first attempt at bull riding Roomba. (Nevermind the TV in the background, my mother likes that arrested development show, so she listens to it really loudly)
Luca Rides The Roomba
So, I didn't make it on my first try, but after a few more attempts, I think I have this bull riding thing down.
Luca Rides The Roomba
From what I understand, 6 seconds is the magic number. If I can last 6 seconds, then I think I can become champion of the world.
Unfortunately, I don't have a bull to practice on, but I do have my friend Roomba. Roomba, if you don't her, is my mom's favorite vacuum, and my second best friend, next to my cat. Whenever, I throw my crackers on the ground, Roomba is there to pick it up. It's quite sweet actually. I think she fancies me.
Anyhow, here is my first attempt at bull riding Roomba. (Nevermind the TV in the background, my mother likes that arrested development show, so she listens to it really loudly)
Luca Rides The Roomba
So, I didn't make it on my first try, but after a few more attempts, I think I have this bull riding thing down.
Luca Rides The Roomba
posted by The Luca at
7:35 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Luca,
You definitely have a talent for riding vacuums. However, the real magic number is 8 seconds. Thus the 1994 movie 8 Seconds with Luke Perry as Lane Frost and Stephen Baldwin as Tuff Hedeman. I recommend you watch this movie with your dad to learn how to "Cowboy up". I do expect your next challenge to be riding the cat. Eventually you will be a rodeo Mutton Bustin'. I do not believe your mom would be to happy about that. Maybe your uncle can enter you?
Luca, I too am very proud of you. People hear in England now wonder if it is common for Americans to ride vacuums...my only reply was...."he's Canadian!" Keep up the good work honey, it takes talent. love you lots- aunt rachelle
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