I'm being kicked out.

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Well. I don't know what to say. My parents are kicking me out of my own house. I am being sent to a place where there are other kids, infants if you will, that are my height, my age, my general appearance. I would say intelligence, but I highly doubt that. I mean, do those kids know all the letters of the alphabet?

Boy, I sound a little arrogant don't I? I guess it's because I am a little scared to go to this Daycare for the first time. I should have known something was up when Dad made me eggs and panncakecakes for breakfast and then Mom gave me candy shortly thereafter. Or all the hugs and kisses I was receiving. (Actually, they were making me rub noses and give kisses to them) To be honest, I think they were having a hard time with it. My dad was fake crying, which just made me laugh because he looks like such an idiot, and well Mom, she pretty much cries when she sees a car commercial.

So today was my first day there, and I have to admit it was pretty fun. In fact I didn't even notice ma and pa had left. I immediately spotted this fantastic blue plastic thingy over by some kids and knew this was the place for me. Although, I have a feeling these people probably won't let me watch "wolf" or "clifford" or "train" as much as my parents, but that's okay, TV rots the brain.

Training, to beat my competitiion

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You know, a few weeks ago I was watching the Olympics, and I realized that I want to be an Olympian, so I thought to myself, how soon should I begin training? I mean the gold medalists start at 1.75 years old, right, so why shouldn't I?

Today is my first day on that path.

Oh, and in case you are wondering, I am training to be a badminton champion, as there is no finer sport!

My First Rodeo

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So, I went to the Ellensburg Rodeo this last weekend. It was AWESOME! I mean all of the horses and popcorn and ice. Really incredible. I loved watching the big coow's buck the men off.

This picture here makes me want to be a cowboy. Forget what I said about being a singer in my last post. Now, I am really going to be a bull rider!

I am a rockstar.

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Boy, having this black t-shirt has really inspired me. Here I am singing the song "Creep", by Radiohead, which Incidently I remember being born to. Not creep, but Radiohead.

Anyhow, I'm touring all next summer so book your tickets now!

I look good in black.

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I have to thank my Aunt for the new shirt. I never realized how good I look in black. I rather like it. Perhaps I am meant to be a poet.

I also like how the shirt kinda makes fun of Apple, indicating that their devices are kinda like, well, poo.

-Luca

Big Brother is a Great, but Awful tv show.

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So, I don't think many of you know this, but I am HUGE fan of Big Brother. CBS has done a fantastic job keeping this series alive. I mean from Big Brother 1 to Big Brother 10, every year the show improves upon itself. What I find most interesting thought is that the people on the show, volunteer to be watched making fools of themselves. I am begging to wonder if they are just picking people out of the LA talent pool, and assigning characters.

Whatever they are doing it is working. Big Brother is by far the best Television series in the history of television. Well almost. I guess I really do like Peter and the Wolf, but that's more a dvd, you tube thing that tv show.

And besides, I didn't get a tattoo of those shows on my chest, like I did for BIG BROTHER! Go CBS!

I love a challenge.

I made a wager with my bear, that I could ride a table without falling off.

I almost did it, until pops took me off. The jerk.

See below.

First I need to check if the money is all there...

Next, I need to pick up my vehicle...

Then I need to put it on the table...

Then I need to fall down, because it was a little heavy and I didn't have solid grip.

Next, I try to put it back on the table, but this time wheels up so it doesn't slip, err roll off.

Once I have it on the table, I must position myself delicately to ensure no rolling happens.

Now that I am on the table, I need to take a little breather. It's hard work.

Okay, here's the big show. Time to mount the vehicle.

As you can see, I did it...Hey what's that behind me...hmm that looks interesting. I think it's popcorn on the ground...

Ha. Ha. You thought I was going to fall off. See how I fooled you. I tricked you into thinking I was going to fall. But I didn't. Because I am coordinated and agile and ah...who are we kidding, my dad saved me. (thanks I guess.)

I love fudgesicles!

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So I had my first fudgecicle today.

I totally rocked it!